So…apparently it WASN’T a nightmare! :O
Huge thanks to Alicia for helping me wax my legs for the very first time! (It’s SO much easier than shaving, OMG!)
Also to Dylan for willingly (albeit begrudgingly) getting into bed with me for the sake of a skit! You’re a great sport!
Next Time You’ll Know Better
Have you ever walked into a room and found a vampire?
No, not the sexy kind, but a foul creature with bony limbs and ashen skin? The kind that snarls as you enter, like a beast about to pounce? The kind that roots you to the spot with its sunken, hypnotic eyes, rendering you unable to flee as you watch the hideous thing uncoil from the shadows? Has your heart started racing though your legs refuse to? Have you felt time slow as the creature crosses the room in the darkness of a blink?
Have you shuddered with fear when it places one clawed hand atop your head and another under your chin so it can tilt you, exposing your neck? Have you squirmed as its rough, dry tongue slides down your cheek, over your jaw, to your throat, in a slithering search that’s seeking your artery? Have you felt its hot breath release in a hiss against your skin when it probes your pulse—the flow that leads to your brain? Has its tongue rested there, throbbing slightly as if savoring the moment? Have you then experienced a sinking, sucking blackness as you discover that not all vampires feed on blood—some feed on memories?
Well, have you?
Maybe not. But let me rephrase the question:
Have you ever walked into a room and suddenly forgotten why you came in?
This took me a second
FUCK ITS BACK
posted on both of my tumblrs because reasons
(Source: , via timesandtroubles)
im really pissed that palindrome isnt palindrome backwards
Ah, yes but emordnilap is a word!
An emornilap is any word that, when spelled backwards, produces another word. Examples of emordnilap pairs include:
- desserts & stressed
- drawer & reward
- gateman & nametag
- time & emit
- laced & decal
- regal & lager
And therefore “emordnilap palindrome” is an emordnilap palindrome.
Which I, for one, think is really frickin’ cool.
i am so fucking sick of the term “illegal asylum seekers” because there is NO SUCH THING. it is NOT illegal to seek asylum. in fact, it is a human right and australia is signed onto the UN convention that states that it is LEGAL to seek asylum, no matter which mode of transportation you take. there is no australian law against asylum seekers. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ILLEGAL ASYLUM SEEKERS